Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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