That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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