Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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