someone owes me an orgasm
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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