just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
they need to just BURY HIM!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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