I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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