nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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