Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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