I wish I only lived at night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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