I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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