Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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