Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
