dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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