Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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