i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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