Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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