she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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