Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I will die if light touches me.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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