I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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