the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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