Im at strip club and am horny
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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