Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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