..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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