To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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