I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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