am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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