went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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