Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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