This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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