the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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