Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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