Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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