dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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