office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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