We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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