Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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