I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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