try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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