if i died would you start the facebook group?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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