We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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