Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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