In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
When are your genitals available?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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