wakey wakey hands off snakey
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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