I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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