thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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