i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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