There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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