Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Your penis caused this!
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