At least make sure they are 18
Why
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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