So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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