i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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