quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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