He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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