yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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